Did you know Barnacles have the largest penis-to-body size ratio of any animal? It’s true! Due to their sedentary lifestyle, such a large dong is required for sexual reproduction for these hermaphroditic arthropods.
Above is a visual representation of the mating process.
This barnacle is horny as fuck!
Pictured here is Gordon Freeman choking on a dick.
I DIDNT EXPECT THISP OST TO END WITH THAT
why isnt he wearing underwear wouldnt that chafe
dude better have an infinite supply of Gold Bond
I freeball in tight jeans, it’s not bad at all.
I need to ask Travis Haley what bullets shoot through cars best
Yeah but who carries fmjs
honestly, i was gonna joke but wouldn’t it make sense if you were the type to carry an extra mag, for it to be fmj?
Plus a bonded bullet will have no trouble penetrating a cars door or interior. The only issue is the windshield. 9mm is too light. And .45ACP is too slow, .40 S&W and .357 sig or magnum work best.
I would change the text to “A great example of why the founders recognized the right to hear arms as an inalienable, God given, right.” But you get the point.
Thirteen years after the original crime, a Texas judge ruled Thursday that a man accused of burning another boy as a child could now be tried for murder as an adult following the boy’s death.
Texas man Don Willburn Collins was 13 years of age when he allegedly soaked eight-year-old Robert Middleton in gasoline on his birthday and set fire to the boy. He ended up in police custody after the attack – which left Middleton severely disfigured and with burns covering 99 percent of his body – but prosecutors eventually concluded there was not enough evidence to officially press charges.
What the fuck? Double Jeopardy? Come on now…
Double jeopardy only applies if a person was acquitted. Since the charges were dropped he can still be tried.
this needed to be a gif.
does anyone have that pic of the guy giving another guy head in a vacant lot while the kid does a sick wheelie but also there are some dogs having a threeway and orbs
SIGNAL BOOST BECAUSE I DONT REALLY BELIEVE THIS IS A REAL IMAGE BUT I WANT TO GIVE ERZY THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT
what an incredible description but on the other hand i too will never forget this image
can i opr8 wif u 2?
Count me in! ;D
I am so genuinely upset that I’m only on mobile right now. I cannot upstage.
Well then stop being a shitdick.
Would definitely upstage if I was not at work…