There is actually a comic in the Deadpool series where Deadpool steals Mjolnir and becomes Thor for a while.

tobiaswraithwall:

fer1972:

Dante’s Internet

Can I get this on a shirt

God damn Dorf engravers. Engravin dumb shit on me fortress walls.

reaver226:

gutterskanks:

BAHAHAHAH golden girls marathon

^

45-70govt:

gunrunnerhell:

Springfield Armory Operator (Custom grips on this two-tone 1911 example. It’s a nice looking gun but for practical use I’d probably stick to a Hogue or Crimson Trace grip.)

I fucking love operators, and the grips on this one, just. Damn. 

steveisoncrack:

aastheniaa:

Why did you give up on me so quick?

I just need someone to cook me garlic bread and chicken nuggets and not fuck other people. I’m not asking for all that much am I?

I’d also like my next girlfriend (if I ever bloody have one again) to read books and comics in bed with me,…

Name one of your kids Jormungandr pl0x.

feedusfetusfajitas:

fuckyeahndasian:

any message sounds good on a fancy background

Midgets Humping