May 2012
121 posts
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steveisoncrack:
aastheniaa:
Why did you give up on me so quick?
I just need someone to cook me garlic bread and chicken nuggets and not fuck other people. I’m not asking for all that much am I?
I’d also like my next girlfriend (if I ever bloody have one again) to read books and comics in bed with me,…
Name one of your kids Jormungandr pl0x.
California senator Leland Yee introducing...
diabsoule:
chead:
This is really upsetting.
I think any kind of gun control should have to apply to police as well. Maybe that would show more people that it doesn’t work.
Imagine when the cops stole AR-15’s during the 44 minute Hollywood bank shootout, if they all had bullet buttons and 10 round mags how boned the cops would have been.
Anonymous asked: Wanna cover dat cold white ass in chocolate shell topping and smack it. Yeh gurl.
pastaturnsmeon:
grottywanker reblogged your post: grottywanker reblogged your post: grottywanker…
Bro you have no idea. This ass will be so phat.
dat ass.
Hells yeah.
pastaturnsmeon:
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I right I totes forgot about that gurl. But you have to make sure my ass looks great in em.
lolz i’m sure your ass will look gucci
Bro you have no idea. This ass will be so phat.
pastaturnsmeon:
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If i didn’t have a problem with stranger’s buying me things I’d let you and I’d rock those fuckers at parties.
i’m not a stranger i mean, we follow each other on tumblr right that obv means we be bffls.
I right I totes forgot about that gurl. But you have to make sure my ass looks great in em.
pastaturnsmeon:
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I’d rock the shit out of these. Bitches would come far and wide.
lol you think i’m kidding but i will srsly get you these.
If i didn’t have a problem with stranger’s buying me things I’d let you and I’d rock those fuckers at parties.
pastaturnsmeon:
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People could not handle these there would be some massive DICK CLEAVAGE goin on.
ok these. \m/
I’d rock the shit out of these. Bitches would come far and wide.
pastaturnsmeon:
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I demand shorts with Mjolnir across the crotch and Amon Amarth on the ass nothing less is acceptable.
LOL. you’re getting these br0
People could not handle these there would be some massive DICK CLEAVAGE goin on.
Anonymous asked: Smang it, gurl.
Anonymous asked: ay girl letme c dat butt
pastaturnsmeon:
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I submit to you that I am indeed not jelly, only hatin.
it’s ok to be jelly. :)) when’s your birthday, i’ll get you some? :D
I demand shorts with Mjolnir across the crotch and Amon Amarth on the ass nothing less is acceptable.